Tuesday, July 10, 2018

The Slaver....

So I was standing around, fixing things as I do every morning....

Slaver: hi
Sharie Criss: Hi there
Slaver: mm you look naughty
Sharie Criss glances at the flogger "You look like you've misplaced someone"
Sharie Criss: Are you after a runaway?
Slaver: yes and new slaves i am a slave hunter
Sharie Criss: Ohh! Well, maybe you need a lasso!
Sharie Criss: Or tranquilizer darts....
Slaver: may be
Sharie Criss: Yeah - cause, most run away naughty slaves will take one look at that flogger and flee quickly!
Sharie Criss: You need to - take them down.
Sharie Criss: Nets work too!
Slaver: if they come bey them self i will not use the flogger
Sharie Criss: Ohhh - so a slave hunter that looks for willing slaves! Do you find many of those?
Slaver: no
Sharie Criss: Huh.
Slaver: you will make a good prise
Sharie Criss: Well! It's going to take a lot more than waggling a flogger around to catch most slaves!
Sharie Criss: Kitties tend to be rather difficult to catch too.
Sharie Criss shows her claws
Slaver: i have a whip you to whip around the legs
Sharie Criss: Well! That would be naughty - so - like Indiana Jones?
Sharie Criss: Are you afraid of snakes like he is?
Ropeworx Bullwhip - Black whispers: Active. Say '/2off' to release controls
Slaver: no
Sharie Criss pulls out a small notepad and writes "Snakes not a deterrent".
Sharie Criss: Okay - so - snakes are okay. How about rats?
Slaver: nop
Sharie Criss scribbles on the pad some more "Oh geeze. No rats. So, what ARE you afraid of? THere has to be something! Zombies?
Slaver: yes
Slaver: what are you afraid of
[Rezzed a noob figure]
Sharie Criss points at the noob "How about him, is he scary? Not really a zombie though...."
Sharie Criss: Me? Dogs. Big dogs.
jennifer (maidjennifer.chrome): morning naughty kitty
Sharie Criss whispers: Hiyas naughty bunny!
Slaver: morning
Sharie Criss: Stand back, the noob is gonna blow!
[noob maniquin explodes]
jennifer (maidjennifer.chrome): oh my god
jennifer (maidjennifer.chrome): he needs medical attention!
Sharie Criss: It was a gas buildup. Ate too many beans.
jennifer (maidjennifer.chrome) giggles
Sharie Criss: Careful, this guy is a slave hunter
jennifer (maidjennifer.chrome): O.o
jennifer (maidjennifer.chrome) points at Sharie "get her, she's escaped"
Sharie Criss: Ooops - did I spill the beans?
Sharie Criss: Pfft
Sharie Criss: I unfortunately have to go to work!
jennifer (maidjennifer.chrome) giggles
jennifer (maidjennifer.chrome) whispers "can work from a cage"
Sharie Criss: But - this bunny here escaped from her hutch
jennifer (maidjennifer.chrome): hey!
jennifer (maidjennifer.chrome) tickles Sharie
Sharie Criss giggles!